How to stop bird from 💩 & attacking car??

[rachels.haven]

Do those hawk silhouette window clings do anything?

 

[secuono]

Do those hawk silhouette window clings do anything?

Well, there's these outside.

 

[rachels.haven]

Well, there's these outside.
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Hawk: *regretting life choices*

 

[canesisters]

Inflatable snakes... with their trails closed in the doors, wipers, etc so they can't blow away???

 

[secuono]

Oh no. They're casing the house now! Gonna get robbed one day!

 

[secuono]

 

[Mini Horses]

Sure pretty color on the blue one 😄

 

[Baymule]

Bluebirds! I have bluebirds here. Mine are smarter than yours, they stay out in the fields and trees.

 

[secuono]

I hate birds now. They all suck and they can all go to heck...
Anyone saying they'll move on is clueless. New ones always ready to cause problems.
Peep all the 💩....

 

[rachels.haven]

You're under attack by angry birds. Sheesh! Still fighting their reflections?